Starting all over again

I am not really known for writing anything else than fiction or sarcasm. And I know that this is big fault of mine or rather a shortcoming that I always wanted to erase. But, its proximity is so intensifying that it is too tough to really sway away from it and run. So, here I am, back to where it started, writing a fiction again.
Fiction
Fiction
Fiction
Fiction
I have written fiction so many times, that I seem to have lost its meaning somewhere. My friends often tell me that I can write nothing but fiction. I tell them that I can write serious articles too. They often laugh at my saying this. So here it is, my serious articles…
Serious article
Serious article
Serious article
Serious article
I have proved my friends wrong several times. I tell them that I will write a novel someday, and it will become a bestseller. I have started writing a novel many times, but always I was pulled back. not this time.
Novel
Novel
Novel
Novel
Got you….didn’t I?