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Anoopam Agarwal, a fourth year student in Kumaon Hostel was taken to the hospital late in the night, at around 4 am when he was found unconscious in his bed, with his mouth slightly open and his eyes red with horror. His roommate, Harsh was the first person to spot his condition. After this incident, no one wants to be in that wing, because of the fear of Anoopam's ghost. Although he is not dead, his friends beleive that he used to behave out of his body on several occasions and hence, it will be no surprise to see his ghost leave his body in the hospital and roam around, because his notes are still in his room.

People say that it is a part of an experiment conducted by the administration as a part of the sleep regulation program started earlier this semester. The administration banned LAN from the hostels in order to make students free from atching videos and playing shared games. Also, in this attempt, they switched off the internet in the hostels after 1 pm in the night, so that students sleep out of boredom and reach the classes the next morning. However, this attempt failed miserably as the students started doing the opposite. When not allowed to fulfill their endevours in the night, they started using the mornings and the afternoons to do so, thereby dwindlign the atendance in various courses even further. It is estimated that students now are awake during daytime, as the administration wanted. But, they are keeping indoors as they do not want their internet chit-chatting time to be reduced. Also, more and more number of students are starting to rely on wi-fi based shared games instead of wired LAN. So, in order to step up the gas, the administration orderd to close all food outlets in the hostel area to be closed after 1 am. This was taken in order to ensure that the students will eventually sleep when they will get nothing to eat. Also, some of them may feel weak due to hunger and eventually fall onto their bed and go to sleep.

But, this also did nto work out. The students started getting their food packed and stored in their rooms to solve this. Going one step ahead, the administration stopped all water supply, including washrooms in the hostels in order to make the students sleep out of thirst. It also did not work out as storage was again a solution. Finally, te administration took the ultimate step. They made a research team out of a few scientists imported from Germany ad Japan, as their own professors were too slow to understand the need of this. The team was asked to develop a formula which would automatically put the user to sleep at 1 am. The team made th formula in a week's time, but when they were about to test it on a normal human being, Anoopam Agarwal intercepted in the middle and ate the infected muffin. The administration was worried about the result of the test as they had designed it for normal humans only.

Their worst fears came true as it reacted wrongly in Anoopam Agarwal. It froze him completely. The research team has estimated that it was due to high amount of luteinizing hormone in his blood. Although it is found in such quantities only in sexually excited females, the research team bleives that such an observation may have been caused due to racial superiority of Anoopam Agarwal. He may be the new species, the one-in-all human being. In the meantime, the team is going to test the formula on some other normal human being. Post-Alien abduction syndrome has been widely spread as the cover story for this illness.